Oregon Mlitia Men To Sell Sex Toys on eBay

The Oregon militia men who are currently occupying a bird sanctuary in a failed attempt to overthrow the United States Government are not happy with the care packages they have been receiving. In particular, lots of dildos. LOTS. They will soon start selling them on eBay. Morale must be pretty low bcecause the standoff (or lack thereof) is close to an end.