Illegal Immigrant Attempts To Assassinate Donald Trump
Yes, this actually happened! The facts, however, will surprise you. Michael Steven Sandford, a British man who overstayed his visa and is living here as an illegal immigrant from Britain, was arrested over the weekend at a Donald Trump rally in Las Vegas. He had been planning to assassinate Donald Trump for a year.
This Golf Hazard Can Kill You
What is the golf hazard you want to avoid most at a Florida golf course? Yep, it's gators. A massive alligator was filmed calmly wandering around the Buffalo Creek Golf Course in Florida. By massive I mean REALLY MASSIVE! The gator looks like a giant dinosaur! Though not officially, the giant gator was described as being "like a mascot for the course". The gator is not aggressive (from a distance) and spends its time enjoying watching potential meals hit balls with a stick.
That is one big fucking gator! Looks so chill that it makes me want to pet it.
Uber Driver Lets Passenger Drive, Chaos Ensues
Ready for one hell of a story? An Uber driver in Philly picked up a passenger in the middle of the night. The passenger requested a ride from Philly to New York, a 5 hour trip. In addition, the passenger said he would drive the 5 hours while the driver slept in the back seat. Sounds like a deal for the Uber driver, right? Easy money! It was too good to be true.
This Uber ride turned into a police chase, a crash and both the driver and passenger in the hospital, with the passenger facing charges for several misdemeanors.
Uber fail.