Human Fly Climbs Pile Of Shit
Daredevil and Donald Trump supporter (and most likely a racist) climbed the Trump Tower to get Donald Trump's attention so he could deliver a personal message. The man known only as "Steve" says he climbed the Trump Tower in order to get Trump's attention. He claims that he would not be able to reach Trump by conventional means. The man was pulled into an open window by police and promptly arrested.
This election is looking more and more like a circus. Flies are attracted to elephant dung.
As for the title of this post, Gawker said it best so I had to steal it.